What do you say about the cake you like the most?

Forget “a moment of the lips, forever on the hips” – the cake you choose to eat can actually weigh in on your personality traits!

We adore you, cake. We’d eat you like bread every single day if you could guarantee you wouldn’t crumble in the toaster or make us gain a tonne of cake weight.

Cakes make us do a happy dance too, Belle! Picture courtesy of Giphy

Whether you eat it with a fork, a dainty spoon or by the handful: you’ll have celebrated, laughed, and possibly cried in its presence, shared it with friends or snuck a solo slither in a midnight raid of the fridge. In any case, it’s not only your favorite cake that’s on the plate; it’s also your personality!

Chocolate Mud Cake

If your favorite dessert is chocolate mud, you’re undoubtedly the sort of buddy everyone adores! You’re invited to everything, and it’s common for folks to be disappointed when you’re double-booked. You are reassuring and understanding, and you are deeply committed to helping and rewarding yourself and others. You’re the type of friend who people will always turn to at 3am for a good cry, advice and consoling and you do a darn good job at easing their minds.

Vanilla Sponge Cake

Never let someone tell you, “You’re so vanilla.” You are everything from dull! Actually, if this is your favourite cake, you’re often underestimated and underrated until you show your true firecracker personality. You’re impulsive, kind-hearted and generous by nature, and boy can you get fired up if put in a corner. Nobody refers to you as a chicken.

Carrot Cake

You’re a grounded, reasonable lady with a lot of self-control. Who said veggies couldn’t be tasty? You can’t help but over-analyse and make pros and cons lists before taking big risks, but they pay off because you’re always prepared for whatever happens. You’re a goofy, laid-back, easygoing person who always has fascinating conversation starters.

Coffee Cake

You’re the master of your own making, the queen of the corporate world, or a socially bold trendsetter – whatever you decide on, you give 100 per cent and approach everything with gusto. You’re vivacious, energetic, and persistent.

Orange Almond Poppy Seed Cake

Nothing irritates you; you’re as calm as a cucumber. You’ve learned to accept yourself and not allow other people’s ideas define you. You’re upbeat, full of energy, and always ready for a challenge! You’re often the life of the party, and you’re always prepared for the unexpected.

Cheesecake

Drama, drama, and more drama! You don’t want for your life to be so dramatic, yet it seems to follow you everywhere. When you tell a story, everyone listens because most of the things that happen to you on a daily basis would never happen to us normal folk in a million years. You’re smooth, sexy and a little bit emotional, but you’ll always have a large group of friends to share a wine with any day of the week.

Red Velvet Cake

People are often undecided about you at first, or can only handle you in small doses until they truly know you: maybe you have resting bitch face? This is not your fault. You’re quite a looker, aren’t afraid to go for what you want, and sometimes your intense no-nonsense up-front personality can be a little overwhelming for newcomers. Yet your close pals all know you’re as nice on the inside as anything!

Cupcake

You’re self-sufficient and satisfied with being a lone wolf. You like to limit your indulgences and are often trusted with keeping BIG secrets… Even your own age is concealed since there is never enough cake to demonstrate that your digits have risen! If cupcakes are your favorite kind of cake, it may indicate that you are not a sharer. Yet in the end, you’re so adorable and seductive that others will ignore your bad habits.